This is a conversation Collin and I had yesterday
Collin: Mom,where is Daddy?
Mom: Daddy is working in Huntsville today.
Collin:(said with a whiney voice) Aww, I hate Daddy working in Huntsville!
Mom: Why?
Collin:Cause who's gonna spank me if I am bad?
Mom: I guess I will have to do it.
Once we had that settled he was off to play.